ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
Is this what is really underneath girls skirts
as a girl i can comfirm that this is 100% accurate
This post scares me so bad.
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- me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
- me at home:
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My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
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team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules
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HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
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I want all the clothes in the world but I only have $9 and my virginity
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I’ve had 5 hours of sleep and i’m going to be at school until 9:30 tonight :) xoxo <3
The year is 2070, and famous musician Justin Timberlake has just died. People all over the world start crying, it’s a global catastrophe, but soon something emerges. An entire lake of human tears, spanning all the way across the Americas, has been formed. Justin Timberlake’s dream of someone ‘Crying him a river’ has been finally fulfilled, he can now rest in peace.
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